kweide wonderland » Mrs. Robinson

She is back

kweide — Mon, 13 May 2013 15:34:34 +0000

Yesterday i asked myself what had happen to my greedy neighbor and his, hmm, irritating obsession…. Mrs. Robinson. I heard nothing from him or her for a long time. So i decided to call him, asking for any news and was fairly surprised. He told me, that really nothing happened in the last weeks. It was silent. He did not see her in the bus nor on the streets but she must be alive. He noticed from time to time little changes in her windows, flower arrangements and he saw that UPS never had problems delivering packages. I could hear him smile thru the phone when he said, he got the decision to proof her existence and would send me the proof via email and so he did.
He told me, that he did this snap two days ago, spying thru the little window her the roof of her house and he saw her gently moving her totally naked body only covered by some thin white border. He raised his cam and snap a picture and only one. This one:

He was so excited that he lost his stand and crashed down from his secure stand, down into the thorny bushes :) That was the real background info i missed ! Now i knew why his walking style the last days was so strange :)

Olymps E-M5, Summilux 25, one single flash bounced as always !

Another visit

kweide — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 19:30:08 +0000

She, my sexy neighbor Mrs. Robinson, asked me to join her for another excursion into the darkness of her ancient cellar. I agreed in a second and took a strong torch with me. I entered her house and we both went into the dark. We could see, that this cellar was indeed ancient. It was more cave cut out of the stone and the house built upon. Several caves and dark holes in the walls, not easy to look even with the strong torch. We needed more light. We i turned to her, the light went across the rough wall and in the light we found another painting:

WOW, her relative must have been a beauty and a sexy one as well, knowing how to play with man. It looks like she sat here in the cellar in the corner for her artist :) nude, smiling at him. Poor boy. Having such tempting girl for hour just in front of him. But we do not know the story. We just have this paintings on the wall. We went upstairs and had a cup of tea. Still waiting for the experts from the local Gallery.

In the cellar

kweide — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 11:27:16 +0000

I was ready to leave home for work, when suddenly she, my sweet neighbor, was again in the door. She was a bit nervous, a bit excited. She asked my to follow her. Ui, what a surprise entering her house, going downstairs into her cellar. She said, she found some paintings at the wall and was unsure what do do. I took my gaslighter when we reached the position at the wall and i switched it on. In the soft and warm light we saw this:

Again a pinting of her relative. WOW, this cellar must be very old and another thing was obvious: The painter had been in the cellar with all his painter equipment. A riddle, unsolved. What was the relation between the painter and the relative ? Until now, we don´t know. Mrs. Robinson, looking fascinated at the picture said, that she will call the local Gallery to get a final judgment on this painting….”They have specialists”, she said.

I switched off the gas lighter. It went really hot and nearly burnt my fingers. It was dark in the cellar and after a short while i switched it on again, moving it around and another surprise at the wall:

Mrs. Robinson was so excited. Perhaps this is worth lot of money. So she hurried away towards the next telephone. I quickly followed her. Stay tuned for updates …

Her answer …

kweide — Sun, 03 Mar 2013 15:25:35 +0000

It did not take long, and a knock, knock was at the door. When i opened it SHE was in front of me, eyes wide open. She asked me where i had this picture from. Well, i smiled. The first time i knew a bit more ! I took a second breath, made a creative pause before telling her about the Gallery. Now she smiled when she took a golden necklace off her neck with a beautiful ancient medallion. She opened it carefully and showed me this:

What a wonderful old oil painting, my rough print on copy paper was a shame compared with that…. She told me, that it is indeed one of her relatives, mothers bloodline. As she told me, that woman really enjoyed life and sometime she was said to be a hellion as well. Like my neighbor, was my thought and i smiled back at her. We had some tea, some sweets and some laughters. When she went home, she threw me sweet, promising smile ….

Old Master

kweide — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 12:05:54 +0000

Looking old masters paintings in the local Gallery i was really surprised discovering this old ancient picture. Mrs. Robinson came asap into my mind. WOW, this must be a relative of her. I look the date: 1783… hui, that is old but this woman looks 100% like her, like twins. So i took a snap to compare it with the real Mrs. Robinson.

Back home i did what i had to do and was again surprised. YES it is like 100% twins. Well, i made a rough and quick print on copy paper and threw it into the letterbox of her with a written note on it: Your relative ??? Waiting for her to answer….
In real life do what i did here: Look thru your archive and pick a special portrait, look at it and imagine how it would look as an old masters oilpainting! Thats all and start to produce such. In this picture i decided to avoid all that typical cracks on the canvas just to keep the connection to the original digital image. But you can do what you like, even convert such in Black&White if you like !

Provocation

kweide — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 08:42:11 +0000

“I have been a bad girl last week, Monsignore ” she told the priest in the confessional and added ” I can not resist this temptation!”

She looked thru the veil whether she could see me in the dark confessional. But she could not. It was too dark. His breath was the only sign she recognized.

“I can not stand the lust inside, oh no, please help me!” What she heard was a loud scream and a man running away. Not the priest but the neighbor and Mrs. Robinson knew about ! She saw him entering the confessional, waiting for the priest to enter, so she used the chance to strike him down again !

We did it

kweide — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 11:21:08 +0000

An interview is always an intersesting thing. And when you have the chance to have a interview with a famous woman, well, that is that is the icing on the cake. We discussed that in a former post.
But we used the opportunity to take some hidden pictures from her. Mrs. Robinson the hellion. We did them with our secret cam hidden in a lighter. We are proud to present what we caught:

You see how she put herself in front of us. She knew exactly what she was doing and …

she enjoyed it much, we too …. we are man !

Long time no hear

kweide — Sun, 04 Mar 2012 08:35:46 +0000

What is on with Mrs. Robinson ?? Nothing ?? No news on her discovery in the loft ?? We tried to get into contact with her, but no chance. While knocking at her door we met her neighbor. Yes THE neighbor. He smiled and showed us a small window to get a view of what is going on in her house…what a chance.

There she was. WOW. Something was going on. She looked very concentrated, thinking on something. From time to time, she bowed a little forward to make notes, using her small Moleskin notebook….

And suddenly she had this look, this outstanding facial expression. Uuuuhhhhhhh, that is her hellion expression. We now understood her neighbor. Boys we were in the same situation, standing side by side in front of this little window of her house, like little boys, nervous, eagerly, like a peeping Tom ….. did she see us ????? We ran away like little dirty boys…. what a thrill !

Is it kismet ?

kweide — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 08:16:55 +0000

Today was the day. Our lovely Mrs. Robinson did what she had planned long time ago. Clean up the loft. It was dark, a bit cold, moldy air in the loft but she thought it was a good idea to get rid of all that old stuff stored there. She found a lot to trash and trashed it when she suddenly discovered an old large and wooden box with an old handwritten label on it. Nearly faded but she could she that it was from her Grandpa and Grandma. “Wow, a treasure!” she thought and started to unpack … Yes, a treasure. She found old love-letters, covered in dust, tied together with red ribbons and a smaller box full of pictures. One of these pictures was totally a surprise for her

“Grandma was a beautiful girl”, she thought while holding the old picture and unfolding a letter which was glued to the backside of the photo. “Oh no !” She read the truth. Her Grandma and her Grandpa… no no no. They lived in the same district, even the same street, they were neighbours ! And what they did to each other were exactly the same what she and her neighbour were doing with each other. Parallels !! And in the the end they found together ! What a shock ! She took the picture and closed the wooden box. No further clean up today. Is she heading the same destiny ??? She was confused.

Olympus E-P3, ISO400, 1/60 second, Summilux 25mm, f1.8, no flash and no reflector

Please, come home…

kweide — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 11:01:57 +0000

Driving fast on highway, heading est. 235KM/h on the speedometer. Heavy lorries in front of me. And suddenly Mrs. Robinson in my head: “What if the lorry in front of you suddenly changes the lane without having the driver looked into the rear mirror ?? Will you enter heaven, will you enter hell ? Would you be a good looking angel with white wings ?”

With that in mind and her sweet smile right before my “third eye” i lowered the speed. I arrived, not too late, relaxed and happy. Thanx to my guarding angel… and made the vision visual ! Hope you enjoy. Make it too !

Olympus E-P3, Zuiko 12 mm